Radha Krueger
May 7, 2019
I have an old phone bluetoothed to a old TV sound bar in my kitchen for music. It randomly turns Pandora on at weird times. Like today at 5:30am. I feel like it’s haunted. 👻🎶🎵🎶
Carla G.: If it’s playing the Cure, I’m probably haunting it prematurely.
Radha Krueger
May 7, 2019
Current status of social life: just cleaned my bathroom fan grill with a toothbrush. #winning
Radha Krueger
May 7, 2019
So you know that joke about “how scared would you be if you were home alone and you heard someone else fart”? I’m home alone in bed and I swear that just happened. Cats can’t fart that big. Am I going to die? 😱😂☠🐈🛸
Jessica A.: Girl, cats and dogs can fart that big!